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Want to watch the World Cup but know absolutely nothing about it? Enjoy ogling good-looking men whose jobs give them perfect bodies? Wonder if I really hate myself enough to decide to find at least one attractive player from every single one of the 32 partcipating nations? Well then, this picspam is for you! It won't really teach you much about football or any of the teams involved, but it will let you know who you should hope will take off their shirt.

The Non-Football Fan's Guide to the World Cup
or What to do When You're Just Here for the Hot Men





Caveat: I'm not gonna lie to you, people: I don't know a hell of a lot about some of these countries. BUT I PERSEVERED. I researched hot shirtless athletes in the name of knowledge. But, please, if you feel that you can add to or correct some of the information in this about countries where I was just like IDEFK, do it. For the benefit of us all.

Also the determination of hotness was based on an intense scientific study composed of lots of factual whatchamacallits and such. [livejournal.com profile] bunnysayboo was kind of like my hotness beta, in that she talked me down from settling on what one might call an average after hours of searching for the true hotties of a country. Some of these nations must have secret plans in place for their more attractive citizens, because they hid them really well. But you can't really hold her accountable for any questionable choices on this list. Unless they're Chelsea players, then it's pretty safe to say I got the idea from her.





Group A

+ South Africa


Itumeleng Khune - Goalkeeper
I learned two very important things while making this picspam: 1) thank the football gods for whoever invented those ridiculously tight-fitting, tiny little jerseys they have to wear now; and 2) when in doubt about who is hot on a team, always check the goalkeeper.




+ Mexico


Javier Hernández - Forward
If you'd like a little jailbait with your hot like Mexico. Well actually he's older than me, but he looks jailbait-y, doesn't he?




+ Uruguay


Diego Lugano - Defender
This one's for you, [livejournal.com profile] randomeliza. Sorry your Turks didn't make it, have a Fenerbahçe player!




+ France


Yoann Gourcuff - Midfielder
JFC Gourcuff. Your beauty scorches my soul and shit. How does someone like that even happen? I truly believe that the second picture is his default expression; he just spends all his time staring soulfully into the distance, pondering the fabulousness of his own eyelashes.




Thierry Henry - Striker
Oh, Titi. If not for your pedobear tendencies, you'd be kinda perfect.




Éric Abidal - Defender
I think the high level of hotness on the French team is all to make up for the existence of Franck Ribéry.




Group B

+ Argentina


Clemente Rodríguez - Defender
They make them talented in Argentina, but they don't generally make them pretty, was what I found. But this guy's pretty good. No idea who he is, though!




Gonzalo Higuaín - Striker
As much as it pains me to include Real Madrid players, I am trying to be fair and unbiased. Like FOX News. ANYWAY, boy got a serious upgrade on the hotness scale after he lost his nasty mullet. A footballer's hotness can live or die by his hair choices. And Gonzo kinda looks like an Argentinian muppet version of Evan Lysacek. Or is it just me?




+ Nigeria


Peter Odemwingie - Forward
Odemwingie gives us a little taste of Russia in our sadly Russian-free World Cup, as he was born in what was then the Soviet Union and now plays for Lokomotiv Moscow. Wow, I didn't realize how much figure skating was in my head until this very moment. Dammit, Johnny Weir.




+ South Korea


Ahn Jung-Hwan - Striker
From what I've seen of the South Korean NT in my in depth google image searches, I feel like they should all come out onto the pitch with perfect hair and sartorial choices that put the opposition to shame. I will be greatly disappointed if this does not happen. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD CUP FABULOUS, SOUTH KOREA. You and Yoann Gourcuff.




Ki Sung-Yong - Midfielder
You see what I mean about the hair?




+ Greece


Giourkas Seitaridis - Defender
To me, he will always be Greek Matthew Fox.




Georgios Samaras - Striker
In the wise words of [livejournal.com profile] bunnysayboo: "If Sergio Ramos was hot, that's what he'd look like." A nosejob or two back for the Ramos, I could see it!




Group C

+ England


Steven Gerrard - Midfielder
HE'S BIG AND HE'S EFFING HARD. If this man came to my door I would tear all my clothes off and launch myself at him. I would projectile fangirl myself. I'm not even gonna lie about it.




Frank Lampard - Midfielder
More wise words from [livejournal.com profile] bunnysayboo, who knows shit about Frank Lampard: "if you like pretentious well-spoken why are you playing football when you could be writing books Mr IQ of over 150 then Frank Lampard is for you." Also super gay for John Terry. Well, he was.




Glen Johnson - Defender
I honestly don't know if other people find Glen attractive. But I love him. HIS SMILE. I love it. And so does Stevie G. (Well, he did then, at least.)




+ United States of America


Carlos Bocanegra - Defender
Oh, Carlos, noble captain of the Good Ship Holy Shit the USMNT Is Surprisingly Really Fucking Hot.




Benny Feilhaber - Midfielder
Bennnnnnnnnnnny. That's the most intelligent comment I have for him.




Oguchi Onyewu - Defender
GOOCH. JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CRACKER, SIR.




+ Algeria


Anthar Yahia - Defender
Scored the goal that sent Algeria to the World Cup. Apparently looked smoldering and broody while doing so.




+ Slovenia


Robert Koren - Midfielder




Valter Birsa - Forward
If you like yourself a large-nosed Slovene. And I do.




Group D

+ Germany

(This list really should include hotasses like Michael Ballack and René Adler, but the world is a cockblocking, cruel mistress. In memoriam of all the hot Germans we lost to injuries, politics, and retirement, here's a post I made a year ago when I got annoyed with people trying to claim that David Villa was one of the top ten hottest footballers. EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW UP AND CRY IN FEAR OF A DAY WHEN THAT IS TRUE.)


Arne Friedrich - Defender
Don't let the soulful eyes fool you: he's an evil conniving little shit. But, y'know, still hot.




Piotr Trochowski - Midfielder
I want to stare into his chocolatey orbs. Thanks for doing your part for the German hotness quotient. We've had a lot of tough losses lately and we need you to hang in there.




Lukas Podolski - Forward
LU-LU-LU-LUKAS PODOLSKI. The giant balls picture never gets old. Too bad he's already spoken for. (That link is insanely pic-heavy, btw, so don't click it if your computer can't handle an intense overload of German gays.)




+ Australia


Harry Kewell - Striker
Footballers and modeling: a match made in heaven. Also, yes, I do have a soft spot for current and former scousers. Well, certain former scousers.




Lucas Neill - Defender




Tim Cahill - Midfielder
Australia is hot. It's just easier to take off your clothes.




+ Serbia


Nemanja Vidić - Defender
I had to look through Manchester United picspams to find the appropriate pictures for this. I FEEL DIRTY INSIDE. That is how devoted I am to bringing you as comprehensive a picspam as possible. Plus no picspam proclaiming to provide hotties of football would be complete without everyone's favorite scary-yet-charming Serb.




Dejan Stanković - Midfielder
Half of me is thankful for the Vanity Fair footballers in underwear issue, the other half is still scarred from Landon Donovan.



+ Ghana


John Mensah - Defender
This guy's been at more clubs than an Arsenal player! BA DUM CHA. ... Sorry.



Hans Sarpei - Defender




Group E

+ Netherlands


Rafael van der Vaart - Midfielder
Arguably less famous/awesome/hot than his wife, but still okay.




Klaas-Jan Huntelaar - Striker
If you go for the starved model look.




+ Denmark


Daniel Agger - Defender
The level of desire I feel to lick this man is worrisome.




Nicklas Bendtner - Striker
6'4". Just keeps going on forever.




Thomas Sørensen - Goalkeeper
God, I love the Danish.




Simon Kjær - Defender
Holy platinum twink, Batman! Bojan Krkić called, he wants his pervy older men back.




+ Japan


Makoto Hasebe - Midfielder
Fun fact: Hasebe is only the second Japanese footballer to have won the Bundesliga title. I'm full of exciting trivia.




Atsuto Uchida - Defender




+ Cameroon


Alex Song - Midfielder
A footballer with hair on his chest? What kind of sick fucking world do we live in?




Group F

+ Italy


Fabio Cannavaro - Defender
It's actually more difficult to find pictures of Canna clothed than it is to find pictures of him naked. Also I realize that I really should've had more Italians in this picspam but the ones I had kept getting knocked off the final squad so in the end I was just like FUCK IT. If you have more Italians, please spam the comments.




+ Paraguay


Roque Santa Cruz - Striker
I may have been lazy with researching Paraguayans, but no one could ever compete with Roque. It just wouldn't be fair.




+ New Zealand


Shane Smeltz - Forward




Andy Barron - Midfielder
This team has amateur players, and Barron is one of them. Like, guys who play a game with their club or country and then go to work at the office the next day and fill out some spreadsheets. Can you imagine going from some desk job to playing at the World Cup with some of the most talented, famous, and highly-paid athletes in the world? It's pretty common in women's football, but practically unheard of at this level of the men's sport. And that is why it's pretty difficult to not love this team a little bit.




+ Slovakia


Martin Škrtel - Defender
If you like that, "I just murdered someone and felt no emotions about it" kind of look. Also totally looks like Wentworth Miller, you're not just imagining it. Prison Break season 5: THIS TIME THE PRISON'S IN SLOVAKIA. Love you, Squirtle!




Ján Ďurica - Defender




Group G

+ Brazil


Kaká - Midfielder
A manboy who's big on the Jesus yet still BFF with Cristiano Ronaldo. Probably the only footballer in existence who didn't have sex until he was married.





Nilmar - Striker




Grafite('s Abs) - Striker
Grafite has made all of two appearances for Brazil, so he was a surprise choice for the squad. I was mostly just happy because it meant I could include Grafite's Ridiculous Sculpted Body in this picspam. He has a bad case of the Michael Phelps, but that's nothing that a conscientiously lit room can't take care of.




+ North Korea


Ri Myong-Guk - Goalkeeper
*sigh* I think you probably wouldn't be too surprised if I said that it is next to impossible to find good pictures of North Korean footballers, especially considering that all but two or three of them play in the North Korean league. At about five pages into a google search it all devolves into pictures of missiles, South Korean celebrities, and - inevitably - porn. I did the best that I could.




+ Côte d'Ivoire


Didier Drogba - Striker
So the man's kind of a raging egomanic jerk on the pitch, but off the pitch he's basically a saint who played a pretty significant part in helping to end civil war in the Ivory Coast and spends large amounts of his fortune building hospitals there. IDEK. One of the most prominent examples of why you cannot judge an athlete based on how they act on the pitch/court/diamond/whatever. Also: FOOTBALL HELPED END A CIVIL WAR. I always think of this story when people try to tell me how meaningless football is. :)




Salomon Kalou - Forward




+ Portugal


Miguel Veloso - Midfielder
You, sir, have very questionable hair sometimes. But it's kind of okay. And, look, sorry but this is it for Portugal. I refuse to include Cristiano Ronaldo as a matter of principle and personal integrity.

ETA: I DIDN'T INCLUDE RONALDO. Or Xabi Alonso or David villa or whoeverthefuck. If you miss them that much, make your own picspam.






Group H

+ Spain


Fernando Torres - Striker
His recent hair drama has been worrisome, but I think we may have finally gotten things under control again. Mmmm. Freckles.




Iker Casillas - Goalkeeper
There's a reason they call him San Iker.




+ Switzerland


Blaise Nkufo - Striker




Diego Benaglio - Goalkeeper




+ Honduras


David Suazo - Striker




+ Chile


Mark González - Forward
Bendy.




Alexis Sánchez - Forward
If you wanted a tiny, tiny bathing suit, Alexis, you probably could have bought it somewhere.




Credits: the most tenacious googling ever performed on this planet, plus Kickette and [livejournal.com profile] ontd_football.

The 2010 World Cup kicks off on Friday, June 11th at 10AM EST/4PM UTC+02!
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Date: 2010-06-02 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunnysayboo.livejournal.com
Be still my heart, putting this one in my memes.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
The greatest honor my humble picspam could hope for.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com
I think I need to come back later and look at everything after France because that's when my brain kind of exploded.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
LMFAO you only made it to Group A? Well, when Yoann Gourcuff is involved, I understand.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soundingsea.livejournal.com
I find myself verrrry interested in football all of a sudden.

(Okay, so watching the fifa confederations cup on TV when I was in South Africa last summer might be related too... but ooohhhh, this post!)

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Eeeeexcellent. :D And the Confederations Cup was very exciting! At least from the American standpoint. Watching it in South Africa must've been fantastic.

IN MEMORIAM: MICHAEL BALLACK

Date: 2010-06-02 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunnysayboo.livejournal.com
This picture spam is missing my favorite hunk, so to make up for his fucking awful luck, here are some pictures:

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SORRY FOR THE SIZE~

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OKAY I AM NOT!

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THE BOD:

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Thank you for your time!



BECAUSE THEY JUST RE-ASSIGNED MICHA'S NUMBER! GOD I HATE THE WORLD ATM!!1

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
OMFG THEY REASSIGNED MICHA'S NUMBER? BRB CRYING FOR FUCKING YEARS

Also sorry for the size made me LMFAO. Never be sorry for the size, Micha. GOD I'M GONNA MISS THIS HOT BITCH.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvishly.livejournal.com
I've always been a rugby person but... o_o;;

+mem.

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I enjoy watching rugby to ogle the men too. Football and rugby are both great for that!

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Date: 2010-06-02 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livii.livejournal.com
Found this on friendsfriends, and it's glorious...thanks! Love love love the representation of beautiful men of all ethnicities, yum.

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
What I loved about this was that the nature of it made it so diverse. I'm glad you liked it!

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malicat.livejournal.com
This is a very nice post *g*

Fabio Cannavaro was my first soccer crush many years ago and he's still one of the hottest!!!

Too bad Sweden didn't make it this time. No Freddie Ljungberg to drool over *sigh*

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I'm a Germany fan so I haaaaaaaaate the Italians, but even I must appreciate the beauty of Canna.

I am so depressed about the lack of Sweden! They're so pretty and gay.

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
First of all, IT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF (THE LAST FOUR) YEAR!

No, for real, like my ovaries have been getting in shape just thinking about next month. This month? OMG! IT'S THIS MONTH!

So, like, first of all, trufax about the goalkeepers. Second all, Mexico made me feel like I was going to get arrested just *looking* at him.

And then we got to France..

Your beauty scorches my soul and shit. How does someone like that even happen? I truly believe that the second picture is his default expression; he just spends all his time staring soulfully into the distance, pondering the fabulousness of his own eyelashes.

NEVER WERE TRUER WORDS SPOKEN!

y should all come out onto the pitch with perfect hair and sartorial choices that put the opposition to shame. I will be greatly disappointed if this does not happen. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD CUP FABULOUS, SOUTH KOREA.

Okay, seriously your commentary is so money I want you to do audiofiles during the Cup and post them. I want fashion commentary. Hotass commentary! Hair commentary! I want it all!

I lost my verbalization around Mr. Gerrard and then it was on to the US and... you know. We don't even speak real English here so it doesn't matter

In short: THANK YOU FOR THIS!

ETA: Please to tell me what "The Michael Phelps's" are because I feel like this is a phrase I want to adopt in everyday conversation.

Also, it occurred to me that this post is the perfect example of the problem with hot men. You get around them and your IQ drops by 50% and you start blacking out and then suddenly you're getting arrested for like, robbing a bank and you're all, "No, officer, I don't even know how this happened. I was just minding me own business and then Harry Kewell walked by and that's the last thing I remember."
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Date: 2010-06-02 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
You are very welcome! It really is the most wonderful time of the... cycle of four years.

Okay, seriously your commentary is so money I want you to do audiofiles during the Cup and post them. I want fashion commentary. Hotass commentary! Hair commentary! I want it all!
LMAO. Well I will definitely talk about the World Cup endlessly. All I can hope for is that the hotass/amusing teams don't go out too early. I am already grieving the fact that we get no Sweden AT ALL. My world feels upended without crazy Zlatan and his amazing abs.

We don't even speak real English here so it doesn't matter
And Stevie G doesn't speak real English either so it works out both ways!

Please to tell me what "The Michael Phelps's" are because I feel like this is a phrase I want to adopt in everyday conversation.
The Michael Phelps: awesome bod - sad, sad face.

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertrauen.livejournal.com
I know know it's definitely WC time now that Peggy is breaking out the primers.

THIS IS FAB, DAHLING. *loves*

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I know know it's definitely WC time now that Peggy is breaking out the primers.
So true. Nothing brings out the obsessive picspammer in me like a good international competition.

Danke!

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misao7.livejournal.com
oh my GOD
THANK THE HEAVENS FOR YOU

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Hee, glad you enjoyed it!

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fearnot.livejournal.com
I love you for this.

2) when in doubt about who is hot on a team, always check the goalkeeper
So very, very true.

God, I love the Dutch but they really aren't the most attractive team ever. I see you found the only 3 pictures where Klaas-Jan doesn't look like an alien.

There's too much hot here to comment on.
So, THANK YOU and eeeeeee! So excited I can't even!

ETA: May I link to this on tumblr?
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Date: 2010-06-02 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I see you found the only 3 pictures where Klaas-Jan doesn't look like an alien.
I like to think of him as more of a shark person. And, yeah, the Dutch aren't the hottest team in all the lands. I considered Sneijder but realized he's more cute than hot.

And, yeah, feel free to link it on tumblr.

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Date: 2010-06-02 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaerys.livejournal.com
I think this post proves that there actually ISN'T more to live that being really, really ridiculously good looking.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
*g* You are very welcome!

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicolasechs.livejournal.com
BLESS YOU.

BRING ON THE WORLD CUP!

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
CANNA WAIT!

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandofsisters.livejournal.com
good lord..Gerrard and Cannavaro...speechless...excellent post!
I saw Lugano a couple of times, one of them in the locker room and he was wearing just a towel...still don´t know how I did to ask a coherent question LOL

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Man, real life encounters of towel-clad footballers? I AM JEALOUS.

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M SO PUMPED TO MASTURB8 TO THESE BROS FOR A MONTH

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
LMFAO BASICALLY

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebear-74.livejournal.com
GOOOOO SOCCEROOS!!!! I believe we're playing the US soon in a warm up game.

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
The Socceroos are right up there with France and Denmark in terms of hotness. Although since they're in Germany's group I'm not exactly cheering for them.

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:57 am (UTC)
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GOD FUCKING DAMN. No words.

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Date: 2010-06-02 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Your icon expresses it pretty well, I think.

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Date: 2010-06-02 03:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com
Hawt daymn!

So THAT's where all the hot men are! -flails-

You did a damn good job, woman!
-adds to memories-

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Date: 2010-06-02 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Yes, we have stolen them and forced them all to play football! It was my evil plan all along. :D

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Date: 2010-06-02 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marisahsaaaa.livejournal.com
Holy shit. You have made me care about sports--A LOT. Obviously you are a miracle worker.

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Date: 2010-06-02 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
My work here is done.

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Date: 2010-06-02 03:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aurora
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FRANCE!!

And Gonzo kinda looks like an Argentinian muppet version of Evan Lysacek. Or is it just me?
Heee, I see it.

To me, he will always be Greek Matthew Fox.
Huh, that middle picture especially confirms this theory of yours.

The UK, Australia and US are also BRINGING IT, when it comes to hawt players. (Also: Thomas Sørensen!)

Prison Break season 5: THIS TIME THE PRISON'S IN SLOVAKIA.
*giggles for a million years*

At about five pages into a google search it all devolves into pictures of missiles, South Korean celebrities, and - inevitably - porn.
*continues giggling*

I refuse to include Cristiano Ronaldo as a matter of principle and personal integrity.
As you should.


I love you a lot, you know that, right?

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Date: 2010-06-03 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I love you a lot, you know that, right?
:DDDDDDDD

The UK, Australia and US are also BRINGING IT, when it comes to hawt players.
I agree! I think they, along with Denmark and France, probably have the best teams. ALTHOUGH I must say that that is slightly unfair to the teams from Africa who simply don't get as much coverage, so it was difficult for me to find good pics of ANYONE on those teams. And I only figured out until I was almost finished that using the Korean or Japanese characters of players' names yields a hell of a lot more results. THOUGHTS TO PONDER.

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FRENCH ME!

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Date: 2010-06-02 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'mma need to watch this. Also, Projectile Fangirl is the greatest thing I've ever heard and it will be my future band name.

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Date: 2010-06-03 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Yay, you definitely should! Shirtless men in action! And I would definitely see a band named Projectile Fangirl.
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Date: 2010-06-03 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
I find the history of soccer in Australia so interesting, especially with its recent boom. Australia changing to the more challenging Asian federation instead of Oceania will really help to strengthen their squad. I mean, I'm a Germany fan so I don't particularly want you guys to do great, but I won't be cheering against you. Except for when you play die Nationalmannschaft.

Glad you enjoyed it!

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Date: 2010-06-02 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anaklazaro.livejournal.com
OMG MEME <3

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Date: 2010-06-03 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Yay, so glad you liked it!

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Date: 2010-06-02 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetestremedy.livejournal.com
Needs moar Portugal!
(Shame, where's Fernando when you need him?)

Anyway, great collection!

Georgios Samaras
Oh thank god I'm not the only one!

But Grafite no thanks that face eek!

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Date: 2010-06-03 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarkastic.livejournal.com
Hee! I really tried to find more Portugal players who weren't Ronaldo, but none of them were doing it for me. IDK. Maybe they're just not my type? I like Nuno Gomes! Too bad he didn't get called up.

Hee, that's why it's just Grafite's Abs! And you make him wear a mask or something...

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Date: 2010-06-02 07:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] twentyplanes.livejournal.com
bookmarked. Most relevant World Cup post ever.

afellay

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